A shprengel sandwiched in between a hot ember and a bun from McDonalds. The buns almost always have sesame seeds dipped in guacamole. They are attached to the bun by high pressure pneumatic seals. The shprengel contained inside has to be wearing a grey wife beater, with a weird bra underneath. It may also be optionally wearing black and purple etnies shoes. Almost always, this "caca burger" is accompanied by a "peepee burger" of similar or greater size. Upon digesting a caca burger, seek immediate medical help, or else dire consequences will follow.. such as vomiting, anorexia, fear of men in speedos, and chronic death.

"Did you hear what happened to her last summer, she ate one of those caca burgers, and almost died,"

"Those caca burgers are dangerous!!"

caca burger by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009

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caca kit

a kit used to pick out caca from your boyfriends/girlfriends but and eating it.

I used my caca kit to eat my girls poop

caca kit by Taylor bitch February 13, 2014

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caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.

Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!

caca con carne by poowacko May 23, 2016

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caca pantis

Means shitting in your underwear or that's bullshit.

That story was straight up caca pantis .

caca pantis by El me to mero August 20, 2017

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