Botox Cry

When a person, typically someone "famous", tries to shed tears, but due to the amount of plastic surgery they've had done, no tears are visible and it is unknown if they actually have emotions.

Did you see that Heidi Montag interview? She was trying to show emotions, but all that came out was a Botox cry.

by CiSH_Fo_Sho February 20, 2010

CRY BUTT

V. VEGAN: One who cries a lot; full of tears; mean and violent red head who can drop it likes it’s hot. One who sheds tears at the drop of the hat. Skin flushes at the sight of vodka. Protective mother bear. Proceed cry butts with caution.

“Mom, you’re a cry butt.”

by CreatingWhileDrunk October 5, 2018

Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021

crying fly

The way to notify people around you that someone near you has let out a quiet squeaky fart.

I think Jimbo over here just let out a crying fly.

by fraser frase May 4, 2011

cry of the brave

A song from the Epic metal band Dragonforce.

This song has one of the most beautiful guitar solos ever.

Man, i listened to cry of the brave all day long!

by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007

Cry Poo

When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion

Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!

by Jessa Nighty March 14, 2011

Crying Off

When someone masturbates while crying and watching their mother have sexual relations with a man (or men) who is not their father.

"Dude, my friend Jefferson walked in on me while I was railin' his mom and he just started crying off!"

by RoboCop666 April 19, 2009