Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Crapplestory

it is Maplestory which sucks so much it becomes crap and thus the name crapplestory

person1:hey u play crapplestory yet?
person2:No man it stinks it came out of someones ass
person1:yeah but i love that crap
person2:nerd...

by pseudonym112341 October 3, 2009

crapplet

A Java applet that is badly done, broken, or useless.

I'm not going to that site - it has a hundred crapplets on it!

by Czq'bqymc December 18, 2003

cripped

To be extremely high on marijuana; on the edge of or past the point of explanation, you are cripped. It’s when you are zoned to the max and everything else that come with open mouth syndrome.

yo...this blunts got me straight cripped.

by who says who? October 4, 2006

cripplesticks

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003