Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

Breaden and Alma

So Breaden likes this girl Alma, but lives far far away, and Alma does not like Breaden. Therefore Breaden got rejected by Alma and “Breaden and Amla” will never happen.

Did you here that Alma reflected Breaden, guess they will never be “Breaden and Alma”.

by I AM VERY VERY BORED December 6, 2019

Braden

A ex football player who can’t find his place in a social network, he usually thinks of himself as the funny one but always falls short. He can’t quite fit in with football players and seems to the the whore of his group.

He’s lost, looks like a braden

by Reall boy February 6, 2020

braden renner

He is a fag. Braden thinks everyone likes him. But they don’t. He acts like he is depressed. He looks so gay walking. He hangs out with weirdos.

1.Did you see James Charles new look. It looks like Braden Renner

by Braden_is_gay. December 14, 2019

Braden

A short guy who wears too much axe body spray

“Ew he smells like a locker room! Must be a Braden”

by Turtles hate violence December 24, 2019

Braden

braden is a simp

person 1: remember braden?
person 2: the simp? yeah!

by mercyy May 14, 2020

Braden

He is a small, cute, chubby boy who loves to eat rice and roasted duck! He loves the people around him and loves to eat, he is a food enthusiast. He loves playing Roblox and loves to hang out with friends at his house.

Braden is such an awesome friend!

by dstrbd October 24, 2020