boned and rolled

Having sexual intercourse with a woman on top and subsequently rolling her off once you've finished.

I met up with Mary last night, had her boned and rolled in five minutes and got the hell outta there.

by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013

Bonedrops

.n - Generic term for noxious fluid emitted from warm brass instruments when played (esp. hazardous from trombones).

I was sat in front of the french horns all through the concert, and my back was coated with bonedrops.

by Wonderbrass May 13, 2015

Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Bonce

A blind Nonce

There's a Bonce over there trying to smell the kids

by DMF_14 October 9, 2018

Bonedog

A person who never developed a personality so their job becomes their personality.

That guy was being a real bonedog. All he talked about was was his job at Google.

by doctor hall August 4, 2019

Boned

1. to be hard or erect
2. to be fucked or to be having sex

"Dude Mariah just sent me a nude, I'm so boned"

by ddiicckk December 1, 2019