tow boat

When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.

I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.

by Special needs student November 28, 2010

boat drinks

From the Title & lyrics of the 1979 Jimmy Buffett song "Boat Drinks". Refers to highly potent (usually rum based) drinks which are easily made on a boat. A reference to someone "ordering boat drinks" means they are intent on getting very drunk.

A later reference was in the 1995 movie "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

"Boat drinks! The Boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!"

by Parrot Head February 20, 2005

im on a boat

A comical song by The lonely island

The lyrics to Im on a boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

by Theooeyes April 16, 2009

Boat Tip

A boat tip is a prank video on youtube where you click on a video you want to see but im on a boat pops up. generally causing cursing or laughter depending on how bad you wanted to see the video. (roots from rick roll)

Man, those mothaf***ers boat tipped me on youtube when i went to click on the twilight new moon kiss scene.

by captain boattip November 20, 2009

Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

boat tow

A boat tow is when a man tightly grasps a woman's labia while in a body of water (bath tub, pool,etc) and pulls upon it until the woman howls like the horn on a boat.

This bath is really boring.. I'd love for my man to give me a pirate like boat tow!

by SSButtStuff August 13, 2015

lop boat

A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.

I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”

You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”

I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”

You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”

I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”

by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019