Blowsack

Those who think they know it all but they only blow smoke. One who has been there and done that. One who says things without thinking.

That girl is such a blowsack, thinks she know it all but she is full of it.

by mountainboss October 7, 2011

Blowbation

The process of denying one a blowjob. It can be self imposed by the recipient or enacted by the giver.

My girlfriend gagged so bad while giving me head that I had to put her on Blobation.

My guy came home from the gym with such a sweaty stinky nutsack that I put him on Blowbation.

When my girl spit on my egyptian cotton 1000 thread count sheets, I put her on immedite Blowbation.

by Todd Pole November 21, 2011

blowtar

When a guy receives a oral sex for strumming a guitar.

Every time Greg picks up this 6 string , Kelley is ready to give a blowtar.

by Grigg&Kellah February 11, 2014

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

blown off course

( verb: being) : in Nordic countries such as Scandinavia and Canada, to come late to work because of an ice or snow storm

Although snow and ice are a problem in Canada, being blown off course is not an excuse for coming late to work.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Blownut

Replacing the creme filling of a donut with dick snot and then have a thot eat it

Cornelius: hey dunkin donuts employee. Can i get a dozen boston blownuts for my cum dumpster thot. Extra salty?

by Blow-nut July 5, 2017

blowass

A person who sucks at everything. A blowass is basically that one guy who can never catch a break.

"Matt got caught watching porn last week by his parents"

"Damn, what a blowass!"

by Realnigga9499 January 10, 2019