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Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads
by Big dam February 28, 2024
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knuckle blower

When a guy jerks off and it just dribbles down his knuckles instesd of shooting off towards the sky
Dude your nothing but a knuckle blower .
by Wrinkleintime April 8, 2018
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
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Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job
I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.
by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025
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floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations
Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?
by Floatyblower June 23, 2022
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blower out

When you give a girl some good dick and she’s gets out of breath.
“Wyd tonight? Want to hang?”
“Nahh ima hang with Mikayla and blower out”
by Astroflo August 12, 2023
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Blower

When someone has heat/fya/gun. Dont get a blower pulled on ya ass
Damn that boy Randal strapped with a blower
by Travie Patty December 5, 2021
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