Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work”

Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”

by drswipe007 September 05, 2023

Dude Blower

Any person and or animal that is giving a dude filacio.

Guy sees friends:
“What’s up, dude blowers!”

by Dude Blowers Anonymous May 21, 2021

hobo blower

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.

Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.

by azazel March 17, 2014

cream blower

i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂

wow johnny! that was a big cream blower there!

by meeeekkkmoooop September 28, 2020

Wisconsin Snow Blower

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.

Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?

by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021

flour blower

the action of blowing all pourpose flour into ones vagina or butthole.

Franklin is such a good flour blower!

by @_andy_biersack.trashhh on ig March 13, 2018

Tinkle on the blower

Have a conversation on the telephone {British}

- Did you have a tinkle on the blower with Jessica?
- Indeed we chatted.

by roni1 October 05, 2020