blatteroon

Blat·ter·oon
L. blatero, -onis.
A senseless babbler or boaster. Obs.

«I hate such blatteroons.» Howell.

by Johnroyalnavy December 25, 2007

Buttered biscuits

When a guy cums into his hands and smears his jizz on a girl's/guy's ass.

"Yo, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah, man. And when I was finished, I gave her some buttered biscuits."

*High five*

by Jizzem McGinty October 30, 2013

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 25, 2007

gun buttered

gettin spryed up wit bullets,hollows,ballistics etc....

man did u just see dat dude get gun buttered wit calicoes

by terriffic June 12, 2006

hot buttered

The method of buttering bread with Philly spread before putting it in the toaster.
Coined by Lance and Brendan at the Kabuto

Commonly other spreads are addded...

crunchy peanut butter
marmite
jam if you a fruit

by Karl May 17, 2004

Buttered muffin

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018

battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007