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beat callous

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."
by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009
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Beat a face

To flawlessly apply makeup.
Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.

Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.
by Tsa Tsa May 2, 2010
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mustard on the beat

Said at the beginning of almost every song that DJ Mustard makes the beats for. Examples are: "I'm Different" by 2-Chainz, "HeadBand" by B.o.B and 2-Chainz, "My Nigga" by YG with Jeezy&Rich Homie Quan, and "R.I.P." by Young Jeezy and 2-Chainz.
At the beginning of "I'm Different" someone says, "Mustard on the beat hoe."
by D.R.E December 7, 2013
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Catch A Beat

Basically another way of saying beat-off, jack-off. Another synonym of masturbate
Kyle: Hey bro, do you wanna chill tonight?
Joel: Nah, I don't feel like it. I think I'm just gonna stay home and Catch A Beat
by Sandy Brofax October 19, 2010
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Type beat

Whenever you find yourself saying "type shit" keep it PG and say type beat.
"Man this abandoned hospital is spooky. This is some scooby doo type beat"
by Yoeyamyamal3001 February 8, 2020
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beat the hog

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.
by Truant January 13, 2004
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burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'
by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018
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