Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."

"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"

by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices

This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard

by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.

I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.

by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.

Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011