BeanHeadAss

The name of a person who is a God beyond God's. If you ever witness this man In your presence, be sure to show him your gratitude for he is only there a limited amount of time.

bro, did you see BeanHeadAss? He was here just a few minutes ago. It was so awesome

by Ieatass80000 December 30, 2020

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

beached porpoise

Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

Cate Blanchett

The damned (talented) bitch who robbed Natalie Portman of the Oscar in '05.

Person 1: Did you watch Cate Blanchett last night at the Oscars?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch stole Portman's Oscar!

by Mikhail-Bolshevik July 2, 2005

blanched

To scald in order to loosen the skin. cooking term used here to describe a fragile emotional state.

Honestly, I'm blanched. I simply cannot handle another thing.

by yellowdragonfly November 12, 2006

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

Benched

To be so high or drunk that the world doesn't spin correctly.

We got so benched, dude where's my car?
Look at Tom, he's benched.

by Triizyyy May 2, 2018