fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

Drop a beader

Take a poop.

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader

by Ross Willie December 24, 2022