Bistard

meaning you are more than just a bastard, you are also a lame ass bitch!

Brian, you drank my last beer, you sorry bistard!!

by Femesol71 May 9, 2006

shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blisterfeld

The awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

I went to pass Jimmy in the hallway but he moved left at the same time I did, we were stuck in a blisterfeld.

by JAZZ922 December 28, 2009

dingey ball blister

A blister that forms on a males testicles after sitting in his dingey tighty whiteys and creating lumps and sores from the caked and moistened fecal matter ther is suck on them.

That homeless dude has been sitting in his shit forever. I bet you he has enormous dingey ball blisters!

by Gynah head January 7, 2009

Blisterfeld

A word for that one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

Person1: Hey, did u see that hot girl?

Person2: Yeah, i just experienced blisterfeld with her.

by lityu December 30, 2009

bistery

A sister being a bitch or being nosy when your boyfriend/girlfriend is there

My sister was being bistery when my boyfriend was at my house

by green lantern hat June 1, 2014

Bristan

One extremely thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc boyo

"DAAAAYYYUUMM BRISTAN!!! YOU BE LOOKING T H I C C"

by ItshaBoiJ March 19, 2018