batman balls

On a hot and humid day, when the balls are stuck to the inner legs and the cock is hanging down the middle.

Damn, its hella hot and these boxers are giving me batman balls.

by pendejoqchoko24 February 13, 2007

Batmanophile

1. A person who preys on little kids dressed up as batman.

2. a person who truly believes batman is real and tries to find him by calling 411.

dude 1:"hello, I'm looking for gotham city, new york?"
dude 2:"umm, sir there is no gotham city, new york. it doesn't exist."
dude 1:"oh. I'm looking for a 'Wayne Manor'?"
dude 2:"sir wayne manner doesn't exist either."
dude 1:"dunununununununununununununununu BATMAN!"
dude 2:"sir, are you some kind of batmanophile?"

by dbdrummerboy May 7, 2010

going batman

Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.

I am going Batman until the morning after working all day.

by Billy Poor September 24, 2013

batman

The act of performing an extraordinary physical or social maneuver in order to escape or avoid an unwanted scenario or outcome.

Hey dude, you see dave snipe tim out of the air while he was driving a worthog?

YEA BRO, DAVE SURE BATMANED TIM!

"A Batman" is a function or action.

by AaronASB October 18, 2006

The Batman

When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.

Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".

by crazyassfool April 18, 2010

Batman

an iconic character of extreme hotness and the idol subject of lemon fantasies.

Cat Heaven is a wonderful place... Batman is even better.

by Tigger the Elephant January 22, 2009

batman

Other than the superhero himself, 'batman' is used as a term to describe something cheesy and usually old school, but still cool - something that is 'camp'. (i.e. listening to certain 90's music, watching certain old television shows, etc.)

Michael: What the fuck is this shit, Richard?!
Richard: This? This is Kurtis Blow!
Michael: This shit sucks, and it's super old!
Richard: You're kidding me. This shit's batman.
Michael: Yeah, maybe five years ago when listening to 80's hip-hop was cool.

by Timmy Sanders January 2, 2008