Backstab

Someone who can't handle their own immaturity so they make lies about their friends and then deny that they ever did anything to hurt them.

Person 1: Let's be friends
Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: I'm going to tell you my feelings okay?
Person 2: Okay!

(After a while)
Person 2: what a drama queen! (Said to others) (As they read the persons messages)

Person 1 to different person: They totally backstabbed me! I sent those messages in confidence!

by jldd June 26, 2014

Backseat Gamer

The person or people who try to direct a one-person game by making useless comments and suggestions, much to the annoyance of the gamer.

Gamer: I love Assassin's Creed 2!! I'm gonna make Ezio go over these rooftops for fun!!

Backseat Gamer: why don't you just go through the streets? It'd be quicker and less bother.

Gamer: =_= ohhh you're so annoying

by BadWolfFile November 26, 2009

Brooklyn Backslapper

When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.

Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"

Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"

Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"

by bigpappabob August 16, 2010

Backstage Betty

A woman(hopefully) usually invited backstage by members of a band who mainly are just looking to sleep with her.

Hey Billy it's been a pretty lonely tour so far. How bout we round up some backstage bettys?

by Bsmithh June 29, 2006

Steady backshots

Sexual intercourse delivered to a female in a similar way as doggystyle

Your mum is very attractive, i would love to give her some STEADY BACKSHOTS

by ©™ October 15, 2003

backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.

Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.

by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007

backscuttle

Verb - To engage in sexual intercourse with your chosen partner from behind,doggy style

"I picked up some blart at the pub last night,took her home and backscuttled the tart.

by Uncle Len April 25, 2004