baldicus

1) Any bald person (usually male) who shines their hairless dome.

2) A bald person who has gained the loathings of the masses.

1) I swear, I saw my reflection on Baldicus' shiny dome!

2) Tonight is Dictator Baldicus' trial.

by Alex D. da bom January 17, 2007

baldanna

a bandanna worn to disguise one's baldness.

Many ex-hair-metal rockers, such as Axel Rose and Bret Michaels wear baldannas.

by shocka August 6, 2007

Baldammered

To get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise

Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.

My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!

by RacerXrulz5 January 12, 2009

bald turkey

A freshly shaved vagina

Damn girl.. I wanna get in your bald turkey.

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009

Baldave

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013

bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013