awkward eater

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.

Awkward eater...

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth

Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race

by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013

Awkward Kyle

The act of being extremely Awkward and unsocial at a party. That person that stands in a group and just nods along to the conversation but doesn't contribute. Also can be used for the person that obviously likes you but doesn't say anything and acts generally in an awkward manner. Also know as 'That kid'

Can you PLEASE just stick it in already instead of hovering over me like an Awkward Kyle !?

by Tofu 'Meag' Beatrice January 18, 2011

awkward city

a response used when someone says something very uncomfortable

(via text convo.)
mario: "my girlfriend and i had sex in my volvo yesterday"
kara: "its me idiot"
mario: "awkward city"

by miamiamial00kz October 7, 2010

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

Virtually Awkward

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

Awkward Bird

A more fun version of awkward turtle. Involves someone flapping their arms like wings and cawing when something awkward happens.

In a restaurant:
Girl 1: Omg, I had soooo much to drink, I got drunk on two bacardi breezers

Girl 2 to Girl 3 behind menu: *Does awkward bird and caws*

by nicola95 May 24, 2011