authoritarianism

the emotional aggregate of a professional; extreme anger or hatred towards children;

also: manic depressive disorder linked to childhood defamation; a character flaw causing chaotic circumstances; evil in its purest form

(Emotional Aggregate): Believing that mundane activities make you a professional, such as waking up at dawn for no apparent reason, bathing in cologne, and degrading those close to you for not conforming to your own psychotic subconscious standards that you have created for yourself. You display authoritarianism.

(Hatred Towards Children): Beating, maiming, or murder of a pre-pubescent citizen on grounds with out much substance, for example, shoving a child's face into sand because his shoelace is untied or he called you Glenn Humplick.

(Manic Depressive Example): Walking down street in wet t-shirt and getting back slapped by town bully at a young age, causing backlash at close friends because you locked away the pain.

(Character Flaw): destroying the personal property of others or causing others to cower in fear over the fact that you are flying around like a tornado, speaking in toungues, face afire.

(Evil): Anything a manifestation of the above; professionalism at its absolute worst.

by gerberho July 25, 2006

authority

the thing that society will always hate and critisize, no matter who is currently 'it'. The thing that keeps people in line. The thing that somehow keeps people recycling and being nice to strangers. This thing is seconded only to Hollywood, which commands much more respect and power. Without it, we would return to being animals, relying only on instincts.

Person 1: Dude i hate the government, and cops and shit, i hate them

Person 2: You cant imagine what would happen without authority dude

by Jimmy the Reaper August 19, 2006

author

An author can be a writer or creator of anything in which "author" is followed by. It can be used as a dis or a positive comment.

That guy over there, hes the author of douche.

DAMN you see that chick, shes the author of huge tits.

Yo G, I'm the author of crack slang'n.

by Friedolays November 9, 2009

Authright

Slang for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian right.

Authright supporters and followers believe in strong governments, free markets, and social conservatism.

Jane: Phil voted for Joe Biden.

Megan: Oh, he must be authright!

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

Authenticious

Authentic and suspicious at the same time.

The girl said she wanted to craft an image that was both occult and obscure at the same time, which would seem authenticious and mysterious to her fans.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

authorihottie

A very attractive person in a position of power

"Ugh, my employee Evan is always asking me to do everything for him."

"That's because you are an authorihottie and he just wants to peek at what you are wearing."

by falty411 June 26, 2008

Authorial Snap

The practice of inferring information about an author from the habits, conversation or biography of their characters. This is especially marked in relation to first-person, confessional and/or debut novels.

"I just finished playing Authorial Snap with Lindqvist's Let The Right One In. Oskar is such a shoe-in replacement for the author. Wonder if he was bullied as a child too?"

by Ulan Bator III February 16, 2009