fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.

That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011

rat-arsed

Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.

Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.

by Dal's Heed May 9, 2008

Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008

Buscuit Arsed

To be dirty or filthy.

'That guy over there is buscuit arsed.'

by ElRach July 15, 2009

beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.

Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.

by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004