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noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum
noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.
ansell by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011
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nikki ansell 

the word used to describe 'an attractive bitch'
"daaaaaaayum girl, check out the nikki ansell over there!"

"man, thats a fine nikki ansell, at 3'oclock!"

"mmm id tap that nikki ansell anydaay"
nikki ansell by yeaaaahhhh July 4, 2009
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cason ansell 

a kewl guy who likes hot girls and hates bitches like Tiny Cock TC.S
cason ansell by Cason Ansell November 24, 2004

Anaëlle 

Anaëlle is the sweetest, cutest and hottest person you will ever know. Normally she is super good at school and always come back with good grades. Anaëlle lovessss taking care of others. Her family and friends are her number one priority’s. When she’s mad, she’s the cutest. She is a super social person who isn’t afraid to make fun of her. Anaëlle is always honest and never lies. If ever you meet an Anaëlle make sure to become her friend. If ever you LOVE an Anaëlle, most of the time she will like you back so don’t be afraid to shoot your shot. She loves big hoodies and is always looking for the soft but goofy relationship. Also she usually is a very athletic person who loves challenges. She loves smiling and making eye contact.❤️
She is so sweet she definitely an Anaëlle

Man you should date this Anaëlle
Anaëlle by Marie-Anne the cute one January 13, 2020
Angella is a name for a female.

Angella is a sweet, friendly and caring woman she cares for her surroundings and loves her family and friends, she is hard working and determined, she is sensetive and doesn't like opening up too people, she rarely trusts anyone and loves sweet thing.

She doesn't like to be lied too and being hurt by anyone she likes being independent and not depending on anyone else for anything
Angella not Angela
Angella by juss.ella August 18, 2020

ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

Angellia 

Angellia, is a VERY unquie name, for a unique girl. Loved by most, hated by envy. Loves to shop, and help people. Is always there for her friends. Is sexy, pretty face with and with out make up, a mans godess. Mostly a unquie mix of ethenic, from this has the best " assests " to her body. Most people call her FINEE. The BEST girl you will meet. Most use her, but she's a keeper.
Damn, Angellia is FINEE.
Angellia by #toflyforthisshit August 1, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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