Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

Anselbation by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008

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analbation

A sexual act where a man sticks is cock into a womans ass, and then reaches into her vagina, grabs hold of his cock through her vaginal tissue and masturbates until ejaculation

Last night, I was having anal sex with my girlfriend but couldn't get off, so I tried analbation

analbation by Harryb85 January 5, 2008

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angerbation

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.

I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.

angerbation by Drew Perez January 11, 2009

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Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

Self-Analbation by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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