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Twat

1.A certain person more than likely female that is idiotic, stupid and likes to make no sense when arguing. Also likes to mumble words that resemble the sounds of a girl talking with a dick in her mouth.
2. Retarded, cunt-like, Cock eating, nigger lover.
1.Get me some jelly Twat!
2.Twat is Miri, Kayla, Elyse.
by The girl master September 25, 2007
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twat

a woman's va-jay jay
rebecca is a twat :)
by spratacularone September 23, 2007
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twat

Womans Vagina
Insult
Pregnant Fish
Did you see her twat?!
You TWAT!
by DonnyL4d January 7, 2007
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twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar November 3, 2008
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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013
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twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.
She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!
by teemc53 February 24, 2011
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Twat

Get your twat out of my face, Boston Bruins Fans!!
by Ghastly Tea June 3, 2010
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