alternagay

Alternative gay. The homosexual version of an indie kid

Where do the alternagays hang out in London?

Oh, you want to visit Popstarz or Retro or something.

by Owen Blacker August 6, 2006

alternative facts

Bullshit.

Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017

alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.

Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.

by SofarroundthebendI'mdoing laps January 28, 2017

alternadad

Gen-X male, typically age 30-40, that has found himself in the role of parent yet unable to let go of the trappings of his 'cool' indie youth. May include hipster kid that accidentally knocked up girlfriend. Often married to/living with fellow Gen-X female.

Me & the other alternadads got the weekend off and are heading to Lollapalooza next month. I'm so psyched to see Rage again!

by SMFML June 30, 2008

Alterick

1 SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

2 Tall, Dark & Handsome

3 Someone who is sexy but thinks he's sexIER than he is. Confident. At times down right cocky.

4 Great body that is normally accompanied by a Bubble Butt <3

5 Potentially your BEST friend, a GREAT friend

6 Always has fun regardless of his surroundings. Life of the party... AND Doesn't need alcohol to do it!!

7 Someone who says, "WOW", to many things and situations

Person 1: "This party SUX!!"
Person 2: "I know!! We so need an Alterick here!!"

booty, handsome, party, friend, chocolate, sexy, confident

by Cindy Capleton February 9, 2010

lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

alterboy

One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.

Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.

Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.

by Kenthar November 11, 2003