Alfie

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

Alfie

Just kinda salty and clearly knows that he fucked up but wont just go a bitch somewhere else and resorts to childish disses on his insta story... upset that I told him plain and simple how he is a piece of shit and has no future.

Alfie... man that guy is a home wrecker, it's funny tho cause hes still salty about becoming hated by a group

by Idk.wtf.to.put.here November 20, 2019

alfie lemm

Sexy mother fucker

Omg you know Alfie Lemm he’s so cute

by Faxxxxxxxxxxcccmmskssjsj April 13, 2021

alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

alfie darroch

alfie darroch is a eccie muncher from stevenston

“person 1: i heard alfie darroch is a eccie munchier and is a bad winch”

by smellyermawyabam😘 November 8, 2022