Allahu Akbar

Something funny to say when throwing a paper airplane in class

Person 1: hey throw that paper airplane
Person 2: *throws plane* ALLAHU AKBARRRR

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

Post-natal abortion

The act of aborting a newborn infant after it is born.

US forbids abortions in the third trimester of pregnancy...they never said anything about the fourth.

Post-natal abortion is the solution to pollution.

by Chunkys December 19, 2008

Allahu Akbar

Used by Muslim Jihadis when they’re about to commit a terrorist attack

*Ppl minding their business in a store*
Jihadi: Allahu Akbar!!
*explosion*

by AskJarl October 26, 2020

aborfridgine

Pronounced - Abor-fridge-inney

Collective name for the indigenous people of the Arctic regions such as Inuit & Eskimo. A new collective noun is needed to describe these people because referring to them all as either Inuit or Eskimos is bound to upset somebody these days. 'Aboriginal People of the Arctic' is too long winded so from now on it's 'Aborfridgine' and 'Aborfridginal'

Tom - "'ere what do you call that bunch of nose-rubbers that live in th'Arctic?"

Dick - "I do believe these days the preferred term is 'Inuit'."

Harry - "Jeeze mate you can't refer to them all as the Inuit or you'll upset the Kalaallit of Greenland!"

Dick - "Well..., Eskimo then?"

Harry - "No way Jose! If you call them all Eskimo you'll upset the Siberian Yupik."

Tom & Dick - "Well what is it then?"

Harry - "These days the collective noun is Aborfridgine."

by Monty Veda February 17, 2009

akora

The best person ever! Usually likes a Nick or Nicholas. Akora is smart, sexy, and hot! All people will love her. She is kind, loving, and forgiving. Akora is the best person you'll meet in this life! #You gotta love Akora!

Akora is a legit! The best! I love her! <3 :)

by ymen<3 May 7, 2018

living abortion

someone who is not wanted in life. useless mistake. the world would be better without them.

That asshole is a living abortion

by crazyhoz October 6, 2008

Octagon Abortion

Using your knees as a way of abortion rather than visiting a professional.

A: Are you going to the doctor's to get an abortion?
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.

by theflah March 26, 2010