adoption

Joseph kony welcoming you into his army

have you heard about all those children up foradoption?

by OLAF ROCK COCK August 8, 2016

Adoption

The cover story for when you are caught talking or meeting with someone you shouldn't be associating with.

"When Melania asked why Don was texting Vlad late at night, he said it was to talk about adoption.

by PresidentTaftThatAss July 20, 2017

Adopt me

A roblox game that started as a family role play, but since the addition of pets has massively improved and now has hundreds of pets to collect, lots of houses to buy and decorate, and a really pretty map.

Person 1: hey do you play adopt me?
Person 2: yeah I love that game!

by TurtleFlower August 7, 2022

October 18 National Adoption Day

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today

October 18 National Adoption day

by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019

addaptation

This refers to an action intended to accomodate problems with ADD (more properly known as ADHD, Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder).

The teacher made addaptations to how she taught the boy with ADHD so that he could learn better.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 19, 2004

Adopted Penis

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006

triple adapter

A woman who likes having all her three loving passages filled at the same time.
Generally by three different cocks at the same time.

She likes cock so much that she loves being the triple adapter in a four way fuck.

by roodboy September 2, 2007