Archie

Someone who joins in (A conversation/ Party/ Whatever)uninvited.

He always butts into our conversations, he's such an Archie

by jims steak was raw February 7, 2020

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie Syndrome

A syndrome where a guy is always been attracted to girls.

Dude #1: Did you see that? That guy has Archie Syndrome..
Dude #2: He's always been distracted by girls.

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 8, 2006

Archie

Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne

Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit

by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie

Fucking twat he is a horrible person and would break you heart

Girl:Hey babe
Archie:I'm breaking up with you

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Archie

A massive inconvenience with a tiny penis

Look there’s an Archie

by Harry Troutt October 13, 2018