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Rudi

He has a tiny penis that’s so small that he pisses all over his balls.
Don’t pull a Rudi and piss all over your balls!
by Chobby November 22, 2021
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Rudy

The irex copied rudy
by Steviethemob March 26, 2022
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Rudi

Rudi is…special. But in the good kind of way. Rudi hangs more out with girls than boys but he likes it that way, so it’s kinda cool. Rudi is sarcastic, funny and always has something to say to lighten up the mood! But never call a Rudi “Rudi Rüssel!!” - it’s a good advice. Trust me with this one.

Anyway, Rudi is one of the best boy best friends ever and always there for youuu!!
Girl 1: Rudi, does it even feel weird to spend so much time with us girls ?

Rudi : Nooo! I’m Cindy Lou and you?
Everyone laughs and girl 1 looks to girl 2.

Girl 2 shrugs and chuckles “It’s Rudi, why are you surprised ?”
by Amizzzzzzzzzz December 6, 2025
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Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish
Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.
by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020
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Rudied

Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.

In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).

Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.
Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?

Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.

...

Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?

Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....

(23 minutes later)

Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!

Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?
by LongDistance123 October 26, 2012
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Rudy

A person that will ask you to do a line of coke of his penis.
Rudy: Hey you wanna do a line of coke of my dick?
by Nutcracker23456 November 22, 2021
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Rudy

A rudy is a person who is a weirdo and is an overall bitch made nigga.

The origin of the word is Saint Paul/Minneapolis, Minnesota.
“Man I don’t know if I wanna do this
“Stop being a rudy and come the fuck on
by You’re Wack March 2, 2020
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