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xbox fanboy

One who supports the xbox for no apparant reason, without any proof. See also: dipshit
Andy is such an XBOX fanboy. He says Xbox is better than PS2, when we all know he is in denial.
by Ben Rust December 7, 2004
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xbox 360

a console made by microsoft that gets 3red lights of death 1 day after warranty goes out
nemo:dude,can i come over to pay some
xbox 360?

jon: no microsoft hates me :(
by gianpiero A April 18, 2008
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xbox fanboy

A kid who only ever talks about Xbox. Goddamnit all they ever talk about is Xbox Live and Halo cuz it's all they've got and Halo isn't even that great!
Damn that xbox fanboy was chatting so much shit about playing Xbox Live and Halo I had to tell him how hairy is mum is.
by Hawke September 25, 2005
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1994 xbox

It's what college kids call your nintendo 64 that you play religiously, mainly because you're too broke to buy a real xbox.
bro #1: Dude I wanna play some Madden!

bro #2: Man fuck that, I got NFL Quarterback club on my 1994 xbox!
bro #1: Xbox? All right let's get it on!

(later)
bro #1: I'm playing as brett favre from '98. All right!
by wankstarr2 October 4, 2010
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Xbox Live Sex

When people talk excessively in the lobbies of Xbox Live games.
Dude, can we quit having Xbox Live sex and start the game?!
by Halo Tricky January 4, 2005
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Xbox live w33d

When an idiot (usually some 10 year old or 15 year old momma's boy) pretends that he smokes Weed. These are usually an early form of the Xbox LIVE Dick and usually posts 420 all over their bio and says their name is Mary Jane. Thye also makes tons of pot refs in their COD clan tag or Live gamertag. A good way to tell if hes a fake or not is too see if they have a stoned slur. Most people faking stereotype that high people have similar issues to drunks. But you only slur when your wasted.
Xbox live w33d'er: OMG IM SOOOOO STOOOONEEEDDDDD
Me: Wow you must be a douche irl.
by A talking waffle February 20, 2010
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Xbox 360

Device that was improperly designed for whatever it was originally supposed to do which currently serves a niche purpose as heat source in impoverished homes. However, the object requires a substantial amount of electricity to operate and will eventually overheat itself if not burning down the domicile first, rendering it as a cost-ineffective short-term solution. Manufacturers disguise this by making the overheating component produce shiny, detailed, interactive moving pictures as a pretext for not fixing the defective part, but the additional pieces needed to use this feature are also cost-ineffective and easily damaged.

The U.N. had contracted 20 shipments to deliver to Africa as heat generators/food cookers but reneged when the initial shipment combusted en route.

As of 2008 the machine is still outperformed in reliability, cost and supply by the obsolete technology known as wood, which is powered by sunlight and friction as well as various readily available peripherals.

The manufacturers have not yet devised a strategy to deal with this new development.
by zgrowler2 October 23, 2008
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