Rock the wrinkle stick

(verb) 1. what a girl who dates inappropriately older guys does. 2. to be in a relationship with a guy significantly older than oneself.

Did you see that old guy Ashley is dating? He's older than the last guy! I guess that nasty girl really does like to rock the wrinkle stick or something.

by MrBigAxe August 13, 2012

wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

by Vinno January 30, 2005

penis wrinkle

A way to insult someone by degrading their penis.

Peniswrinkle peniswrinkle everywhere!
Even down your underwear!
It's here, there, everywhere,
and sometimes it's hiding out.... RIGHT THERE!

by Julay May 15, 2005

hoo ha wrinkles

A crease, or commonly known as a wrinkle, located in the hoo ha, or commonly known as vagina. These little fellows usually arrive after a woman, or man with a vagina (*cough* Old Greg) grows to be older than 50.

Older women sometimes get old man saggy ball sacs stuck in their hoo ha wrinkles.

by Sharzyboo August 22, 2008

fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

crap filled penis wrinkle

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009

wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.

You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008