Full wrap around

When your front bush grows thick and true, all the way through the gouche and wraps around into your ass bush, thus completing the full wrap around.

I took her home from the bar and things were going well, until she suddenly and inexplicably felt sick moments after seeing my full wrap around.

or

Q: Don't you find that bike seat too hard?
A: Not a problem, I'm rocking a full wrap around

by Myette27 May 14, 2017

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Saran Wrap

What Yanks and other fools call Cling Film. Saran isn't even a word.

"Have you seen the Saran Wrap?"

"What the hell is Saran Wrap!?"

by Humphrey Spencer III Esq. February 1, 2022

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 7, 2022

3/4 wrap around

When a person has a bowel movement that wraps 3/4's of the way around the bowl.

Dude, check out this picture of the 3/4 wrap around I laid today!

by headhunter1898 January 23, 2010

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015