wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014

wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

Wookie Hole

The middle seat in an SUV, reserved for uncomfortable middle seats not big enough for a normal sized adult.

"Hey, I've got a five seater. I can drive us all to the movie"
"Ahw, but then someone has to sit in the wookie Hole"
"We'll make John sit there, he is the smallest"

by SomeGuyOnTheEdge January 25, 2022

Wookie Juice

The blood left on the knife after stabbing a bush wookie.

"Woo, that one will leave some wookie juice."

by Twistedjack May 5, 2010

wookie buttplug

when you shove hair in someones asshole

lets give her a wookie buttplug

by wookie boi January 11, 2017

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021

pussy wookie

An oversized and misshapen clitoris or labia that most likely resulted from an unfortunate vibrator accident or an unsuccessful inbreeding with a moose. Mostly found on hairy beasts.

My trailer park is filled with pussy wookies. Chewbacca's natural enemy is the pussy wookie.

by Animal frogged December 2, 2014