wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

by N Barber September 18, 2014

kush wookie

A racial slur for mexican people

“Dude look at this kush wookie over here”
-some racist

by Reecola May 23, 2018

Wookie Juice

The blood left on the knife after stabbing a bush wookie.

"Woo, that one will leave some wookie juice."

by Twistedjack May 5, 2010

wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014

Wookie Hole

The middle seat in an SUV, reserved for uncomfortable middle seats not big enough for a normal sized adult.

"Hey, I've got a five seater. I can drive us all to the movie"
"Ahw, but then someone has to sit in the wookie Hole"
"We'll make John sit there, he is the smallest"

by SomeGuyOnTheEdge January 25, 2022

Wookie-Bush

An area of unkempt pubic hair that has grown haggard and bushy through neglect.

She had Wookie-Bush so bad, I lost my damn keys in her Whisker Bisquit!

by hoot rider November 4, 2017