wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010

Wookie Juice

The blood left on the knife after stabbing a bush wookie.

"Woo, that one will leave some wookie juice."

by Twistedjack May 5, 2010

wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021

wookie buttplug

when you shove hair in someones asshole

lets give her a wookie buttplug

by wookie boi January 11, 2017

Riding Wookie

The term used to describe someone who has to sit in the trunk of a car because all other seats are full.

Person 1: Hey, do can you give me a ride?

Person 2: Sure, but everybody took up all the seats.

Person 1: Looks like I'm riding wookie then.

by TW0215 April 4, 2010