Wine Gift, The
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991 June 15, 2010
by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020
The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.
by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019
Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.
Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
by Skye Riot August 24, 2008
Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???
by Sunny Beach July 12, 2013
When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
by Shorewood Tori September 06, 2017
by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009