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Wack A Weeder

To masturbate a man. Can also be used for a woman. See also "Hand Job"
Hey, you wanna wack a weeder?
by Joe Kaios January 3, 2005
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Waldersluts

Girls from Walderslade in Kent who are sluts or go to Walderslade Girls School (who are mostly sluts anyways) get the name Waldersluts.

As most girls in Medway are sluts, the term can be widely used.

Walderslade has a high chav population as its joined to Chatham, which is the reason why so many sluts live here.
David - Do you want to have sex tonight?
Alice - But we've only been going out a month?
David - So? Your 16, i'm 29. Lets f**k.
Alice - Oh, okay. As i have been sleeping with your best mate.

Waldersluts are easy
by Micheal Homewood July 16, 2008
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welded

Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.
"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."
by Lord Ass July 3, 2005
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Wilderbeast

A rock band based in Melbourne, Australia, who strikingly resemble someone stuck in a forest for a century (see above).
When in the presence of alcohol the 4 members have been known to become aggressive and immature, possibly resulting in ejection from a live music venue.
Guy 1: Hey dude you goin to see Wilderbeast on the weekend?

Guy2: Hell no! They're a bunch of Ass Banshees

Guy3: Yeah, you're right. Let's sit in a gutter drinking goon instead.

ass bansheegoon
by timzep March 31, 2011
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Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts

Attempt by "calorically challenged" women to describe themselves in a flattering manner as if we don't know that it really means superchunky. :D
That morbidly obese Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeast thinks she's "beautiful" when she's in fact an ugly cow.
by dinahmight April 15, 2005
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Welper

An ancient Welsh colloquilism used to describe a man or woman that engages in the illegal sodomization (under common-law; see 'beastiality') of farmyard ruminants using onions. Specifically, someone who has inserted a leek into a sheep's rectum. From the verb; to Welp.

See; Beastiality, pelping, queebo.
Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and fright on his face, "but I don't understand, what are you going to do with that leek?"
"Be quiet bitch and hold that sheep still!" snapped Holly. With a look of grim determination on her face she began to repeatedly savage the poor ruminant with the leek. Afterwards, as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized at what he had just seen, he tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Holly meanwhile, waved the dirty leek in the air triumphantly with a maniacal grin on her flushed face, before sitting down beside Daffyd, with a look of spent calm now on her face. "Yes Daffyd, I am a welper." she confessed tiredly, with what sounded like a heavy note of solemness in her voice.
by James Peacock April 15, 2007
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wildercon

The very first camping anime convention - hosted in cosgrove in the UK. Started life as an idea in 2003 and gained momentum. Is currently the best convention experience there is. Wildercon is known for:

Shooting people with waterguns
BBQs
Tents

History:
Wildercon 03 -
Event created, around 150 atendees. Most got drunk. All had a great time.

Wildercon 04 -
Second event, much bigger and much more organised. Inclusion of Yaz as comittee member to scare people. Hardcore.
Ziggy got battered at wildercon!
by bob April 20, 2004
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