Weiner

A political distraction.

Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.

by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011

Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012

butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.

Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.

by VauZZ May 25, 2006

weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 22, 2009

coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult

1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!

by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

gretchen weiners

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"

"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"

by monkey22451 May 25, 2016

weiner boobs

slang for testicles

Bobby kept teasing Suzie until she kicked him in the weiner boobs.

by pig blapper September 5, 2009