all-weeker

this is where someone stay awake constantly for most of the week doing work or other activity that prevents them from sleeping.

Background: Derek stayed up for 136 hours straight to do his final year project, between the hours of 10am Sunday and 2am Saturday he didn't sleep!

Awake from 10am Sunday until 2am Saturday without sleep

by Face Rocker Expert! May 18, 2004

Jam week

A term describing the period of time when a girl is on her period. It's origin is rather obvious.

A: I bet you can't wait to get back and do her hard
B: Alas no, it's Jam week, goddamnit

by Mungu February 28, 2007

Quaker Weekend

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.

Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.

by imahairyperson May 11, 2010

The Weeknd

a 31 year old man who is awesome and cool

Melanie:who is The Weeknd?

Vanessa:he is a cool man

by daisyxotwod November 22, 2021

Shark Week

A week in the summer when discovery channel broadcasts all its shows in the shark theme. The best week to watch TV.

Bill: Hey dude you wanna watch TV?
Ted: Not really man.
Bill: But bro its Shark week!!!
Ted: Really! Most Excellent!
Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.

by jonthom July 29, 2008

Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

by groybiv December 9, 2009

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.

Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.

by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016