weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

Wedding gown

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

by JaaagMan December 31, 2011

wedding haircut

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014

weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

Weedinator

An invention that will make weed edibles that slingshot all over an area.

“The Weedinator will make edibles and completely cover the tri-state area” -Dr.Doofenshmirtz

by Goofygoobers4life May 1, 2023

Jandal Wedding

The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.

Vaiea had a jandal wedding last week cause he got his girlfriend knocked up.

by mrsandman47 March 6, 2010