Pakistani Wedding 

A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.

Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.

Pakistani Wedding by cleves July 8, 2023

National Minecraft Wedding Day 

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

National Minecraft Wedding Day by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

Debt-stination Wedding 

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.

"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."

Debt-stination Wedding by AW306 May 25, 2023

Nathan's Wedding 

A name given to something surprising, that you never thought would happen.

"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"

Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"

Nathan's Wedding by ThomasTheGnome July 3, 2023

Donald's Wedding 

An event or situation that you don't believe until you actually see it with your own eyes.

"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."

"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."

"Well let's go check it out just in case"

"OK"

Donald's Wedding by ThomasTheGnome July 4, 2023

coma wedding 

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

coma wedding by Gralkor December 9, 2008

chinese wedding 

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.

Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.

chinese wedding by FranklyT March 11, 2017