Wacky Wayne

A surprisingly eccentric fellow, not necessarily in a negative way, who can randomly interject grandiosity to into actions and gestures that seem fairly disproportionate to his overall general appearance.

Chuckford: "Here comes that guy who looks like Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street."

Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"

Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

doing it john wayne style

Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.

Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.

Yes sorry I should just keep going.

by Pjstr July 20, 2018

Wiggle Wagon

n. Any combination vehicle having two or more trailers, especially short pup trailers. Derived from the uncontrolable wiggle motion these vehicles have while traveling down the highway.

Driver, I dont mind sharing my lane, but could you try and keep that wiggle wagon on your side of the line?

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Station Wagon

A form of car that was once popular in the USA until being supeseded by SUVs in the early 1990s. European car companies, such as Volvo, still make them. Also sometimes known as "Sport Wagon" or just "Wagon."

The fifth generation Camry does not have a station wagon version due to the new Highlander SUV.

by JNNC July 2, 2006

john wayne

slang for the government issue p 38 can opener. The P-38 can opener is a small device issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s. Originally designed for and distributed in the K-ration, it was later included in the C-ration.

It was developed in 1942.

Nicknamed the "John Wayne" because he was shown in a training film opening a can of K-Rations, the can opener is keychain sized and consists of a short metal blade that serves as a handle (and also a screwdriver to the resourceful), with a small, hinged metal tooth that folds out to pierce the can lid. A notch just under the hinge point keeps the opener hooked around the rim of the can as the device is "walked" around to cut the lid out. A larger version called the P-51 is somewhat easier to operate.

I'm going to get the john wayne out of my pack so we can open these cans.

by Palombo August 9, 2008