watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)

Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...

by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008

Favre Watch

The media-whoring ritual every summer in which sports journalists wait for Brett Favre to decide weather he is coming back the following season. Every shit taken, practice pass to high schoolers thrown and going into town for milk by Brett Favre will be analyzed in sickening detail.

Rich Eisen tried hard to hide his raging erection due to the beginning of Favre Watch.

by TKayOh July 6, 2010

don't watch dat

basically means don't wory

don't watch dat. it's all jiggy

by Nikki June 15, 2004

Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.

Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."

by AnIdealOfHope May 28, 2013

Watchdog

Guard Dog to protect people. Commonly used in junk yards.

The good watchdog deployed as a guarddog protected his masters domain.

by The Computer Guy December 8, 2005

watching Supernatural

1) To glorify in the awesomeness of two gorgeous men rid the world of evil
Or,
2) To drool over one Jared Padalecki or Jensen Ackles

Anne: "Whatcha doin?"
Diane: "Watching Supernatural."
Anne: "Oh... I'll go get the mop."

by LazarusinLove January 12, 2009

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021