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Washington University in St. Louis 

University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.
So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!

Washington DC 

Where the "minorities" are the majority and get everything handed to them but still act discriminated against. Don't be white in DC.
black dude: I'm soo discriminated against, i live in Washington DC
white dude: are u serious? i get all kinds of shit from your people, and my family was too dirt poor to own slaves.
black dude: too bad
Washington DC by repressed December 27, 2010

Washington wayward wise up

When someone believes you originated from Texas or other southern state when you lived in Washington for a while and are English.
Howdy! Didn't you come from the south of the US?

No, I lived in Washington for a while and I'm English! That's a bit of a Washington wayward wise up!

Washington Monument 

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.
So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument
Washington Monument by Wyattman854 September 4, 2011

Washington Beach 

Loosely defined as the cultural center of the SoHud (South of Hudson) neighborhood located on the North Side of Columbus, Ohio, with Summit Street (U.S. Route 23) forming its north-south spine. Situated northeast of Ohio State University's Main Campus, the population is a mix of students, working-class Whites (many the oft-unruly grandchildren and great-grandchildren of former CAP and Columbus Coated Fabric employees), university employees, retirees, and artists/musicians drawn to the area from other parts of Ohio.

As SoHud/Washington Beach falls within the Old(e) North neighborhood of Columbus, many long-time residents simply use the term "Old North" or "North Campus" when referring to SoHud and/or Washington Beach, although the neighborhood is not technically part of the OSU campus. SoHud/Washington Beach is generally agreed to be bordered by East Hudson Street to the north, the former Conrail railroad tracks to the east, East Lane Avenue to the south, and Indianola Avenue to the west.

Void of more traditional retail endeavors, the neighborhood is home to a number of bars and live music venues, a vegan friendly restaurant, and a record store. Crime is not unheard of, although encounters with insufferable Social Justice Warriors (SJW) are more likely.
I went to a concert in Washington Beach and was asked to leave after ordering a White Russian from the bartender.
Washington Beach by vince4202 April 3, 2017

Washington Churro 

The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.

The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.