waffle fry

a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.

person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
-
person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.

by scabies October 14, 2011

der wafflehaus

Any job or task which one is bound to do repeatedly, menially, and with no regard for one's personal life or financial situation. As seen in Dead Like Me.

"You wanna come to the beach today, bro?"
"Sorry, man, I can't.....I'm stuck at der wafflehaus for the next 10 years."

by sefirom July 22, 2006

Salsa Waffle

The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.

"I salsa waffled your mom last night."

"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."

"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"

by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010

Egyptian Waffle

Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.

Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.

by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

icing the waffle

Fucking the girl against a fence, and you cum on her face, as she has the imprint of the fence on her face. -Garret

I fucked her so hard on the fence, that I was icing the waffle.

by Garrettandthefence November 25, 2016

blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina January 2, 2012