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Wiffie Cutter

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.
He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.
by lulu January 16, 2003
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wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.
"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."
by Adman12 September 20, 2005
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wifive

a nerdy way of saying "air five"

which is the true definition of a high five done when two people are too far apart to physically engage in a "high five"
John: I just got a Wii! Awesome!
Mack: High five!
John: You are too far away...
Mack: Wifive?
John: NO! Air five! hells yeah....
by Prashant Patel August 24, 2007
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Wikifail

Teacher (accusingly): "Where did you get that information from?"

Student (sheepishly): "wikipedia"

Teacher: ...

Student (in quick self-defense): "Wikifail!"
by SherlockRebecca May 24, 2010
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WikiFriend

A friend whose opinion of a movie or song is swayed by what other people/The Internet says, regardless of how they feel.
Frank: I really liked that movie
Bob: I hated that movie
Frank: Yeah, me too
Bob: You're such a WikiFriend! Just make your own opinion.
by Thelonious Bone October 19, 2010
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wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.
What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?
by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011
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