A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.
by Confuseded February 14, 2005
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Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
by Scuba383 November 3, 2012
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Valezas an absolute gorgeous girl with a confident attitude. Valeza is very nice and smart and gets all the guys.
by uRkidfortnite September 23, 2020
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by Henner March 16, 2009
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Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010
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She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.
What a Valentard.
What a Valentard.
by ShowFire March 2, 2011
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parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."
by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013
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