Vallis

1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it

1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018

Valentina

Funny girl. Could become your BFF. Always smart and will cheer you up every time.she might be aggressive sometimes , but perfect when sad. Beautiful name. If you have one Valentina enjoy her while you can!

Valentina,you’re my BFF!
Wanna come over.

by Namers January 8, 2018

Valeriya

A brunette girl who has a hecka nice and Unique personality. She protects her friends is hecka fierce (hella sexy). She has really pretty eyes, I mean so fine she'll make any guy melt. She draws and paints really good. She is sad sometimes but when she is happy the whole world stops. Her laugh is so infectious you will start laughing with her. Words can't describe her but hey it won't stop me from trying. She is also a really loyal friend. She is cute size and when you see her you want to squeeze her cheeks because she looks so adorable and cute:)

Guy: who is that pretty girl with those honey eyes
Guy 2: Valeriya. Be careful don't look to much or else you will get stuck in that honey eyes

Hey Valeriya you look gorgeous today

by Prettybarbie7 March 14, 2017

Valerie

Valerie is a girl that is very pretty beautiful and loves people (sometimes) she is the best girlfriend you will EVER have and when all grown will be the most wonderful person ever

valerie is the best person EVER

right!!!!

by Johnjacobperson? May 22, 2018

Valve can't count to three

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

by CarTroll September 28, 2011

[valve]niggerkiller

A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.

Person: *tries to votekick valveniggerkiller*
Gibus pyro: *votes no*

by RenderError April 10, 2020

Valve Time

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018