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Ultimate Grab-Ass

A sport in which one yells "ULTIMATE GRAB-ASS," at which point everyone in the room (or immediate area) starts to grab someone else's ass, while protecting your own ass at the same time. Sometimes it is paired with "The Floor is Lava" for extra epicness.
Dude, remember playing Ultimate Grab-Ass last night?

Oh yeah, man. I rocked that game. My ass didn't get grabbed once.
by ezuck August 25, 2011
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Nerd Neck Ultimate Virgin

A human with no life that often masturbates and plays fortnite.
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ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.
Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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Ultimate bad ass

When you're the most bad-ass person to ever walk the streets of El Paso, Texas, or when you're just too intense for everyone. Also can be used plural.

Abbreviation: UBA
"Hey man look at the ultimate bad-ass show off his car. That fucker."

"We are the ultimate bad-asses, no one can fuck with us.
by Alphadestrious June 9, 2004
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UltimateSportsGenius

A transvestite who posts on the ESPN message boards and seems like a retard.
That poster UltimateSportsGenius loves giving his boyfriend BJ's.
by Cieszinski April 3, 2009
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Ultimate Frisbee

Also reffered to as 'Ultimate' A great game that is sweeping the nation, and that only fags could dislike
Who's up for a game of Ultimate Frisbee?
by The ErectileProjectile November 16, 2006
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Ultimatekai

The most badass, super special awesome person(GOD) on youtube. She loves Kurama from yuyu hakusho, I mean who does not? She is in love woth Koreans, and then the "mincident" happened! No one speek of that Mincident...
Her real name is Erin, shes dating berry, and she lives in Orgeon...Don't forget pig whore cinder
SHE'S GOD! youtube.com/ultimatekai
by Cecilebakura June 26, 2009
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