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Twitter

A really bad micro-blogging service made to give people with no life the illusion that people care that "They had a bannana for breakfast" or something...
Stan: Do you have twitter?

Lee: No. It sucks.
by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010
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Twitterbation

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
by Twaction October 29, 2009
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Conservative twitter

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020
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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!
by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009
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football twitter

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016
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